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A woman writes to the IT Technical
support...
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0
to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and
then installed undesirable programs
such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and Football
4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
_______________
____________ REPLY:
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulove
dme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and
do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of
the
above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your
system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall
the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly.
You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend: Cooking
3.0,showing of luv 7.0,humble 8.0 and
Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
Technical support
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