AKPOR AND HIS JAMB RESULT.

Papa Akpors: Akpos, I learnt your JAMB result
is out.

Akpors: Daddy You remember John wey dey
carry first for
our
whole school? he failed...

Papa Akpors: that's terrible, what happened?

Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey
teach me for house?
He failed
too.

Papa Akpors: what's causing the poor
performance?

Akpors: Daddy I don't know, na so e be o.
Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
failed too.

Papa Akpors: so how was your own result?

Akpors : You also remember OKON, our
senior prefect? He
failed.

Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about
your own result!!

Akpors : (angrily) If all those people failed,
wetin You expect
for my own
result?? I be witch?

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