SEE BRAIN WORK!!!

Husband: **Knocks the door at midnight** Wife: Go back to where you are coming from! Husband: Open the door or I will throw myself into...

11 Intereting Questions 4 You.

1) You buy your girlfriend ice cream, you dey sip pure water abi you get diabetes? 2) You claim say you no dey cheat on ur guy, yet yo...

TRuE LifE StoRy - Abeokuta Boy

A Boy traveled to abeokuta after his WAEC result was out so that his Uncle could help him get admission into the University to study ...

How to woo a lady? My Experience

The first time i did it, that was in the year 2005 by then i was stil in jss3. it took me like 1week to prepare n gather courage so i d...

Aishwaryas Baby in school.

Teacher  -  who is ur grand pa? Baby  -  Big B  Teacher  -  who is ur mother? Baby  -  Miss World  Teacher  -  who is ur father? . ....

BE SINCERE!!

# FOOTBALLER - 1week- $300,000 # GRADUATE- 100yrs- $300,000 # TEACHER- 500yrs- $300,000 # DRUG DEALER- 2days- $300,000 # POLI...

10 Signs You Need Fasting And Prayers

1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. 2 .When you tell your friend "you...

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A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the...

LOL..

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himsel...

GIRL : Dad, my fiance is a hausa man DAD : God forbid!, boko haram people!?...Noooooo!!!... GIRL : he's Dangote's son.... DAD : A...

STOP BOASTING!!!

• Some are boasting of Blackberry phones, BBM is now even in Techno phones. • Some are boasting of ipad tablet computer not knowing that...

Don't trust some friends...What do you call this? Who is at fault?

Who is more heartless?

A boy and a girl where in exam hall, the boy was helping the girl to write her paper and gave the girl his paper to go and submit for him, o...

AKPOS

In WAEC examination , Akpos was asked to complete the following:  1) WAEC : He who fights and run away? AKPOS : E don surrender be dat, ...

Assuming they r ur kids and u got back from work on a faithful evening stressed up and see dis.What will u do?

Na d daughter fault abi the mother?

A young girl comes home happily and informed her parent that she had met a man who would marry her MOTHER: Is he a catholic? DAUGHTER...

If Ladies Were Banks:

The Tall Slim Ones Are called SKYE BANK The Robust and Spacious ones- OCEANIC BANK The Ones That Move from one relationship to anot...

FOOLISH AKPOR.

Policeman: Akpos, how did you kill 47 people in a car accident? Akpos: I dey driving at about 40mph, when I tried to stop I found th...

WHO IS THE MOST FOOLISH.

Who is the funniest? 1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi..... 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open...

WHAT NONSENSE! THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!

What Nonsense! This has got to stop! When CL0SE-UP does an advert, they will show you someone's teeth and how to brush properly. Wh...