10 Signs You Need Fasting And Prayers

1. When the person interviewing you at your new job
is the same guy you
insulted in traffic.

2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn
around and see his or
her mum staring at you.

3. When a mosquito lands on your father's bald head
and you try to kill it
with your bare hands.

4. When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher
before WAEC.

5. When you update "salary things" on face book and
your landlord
comments "on point".

6. When you're in a bus and you throw away N500
note instead of gala
wrapper.

7. When you're on top a bike and the okada man is
pinging.

8. When you finish eating in an eatery and you find
out your wallet fell
out in a taxi.

9. When Usain Bolt chases you with a Cutlass.

10. When you recharge ₦100 to make midnight call,
and 11:59 you receive
a message from mtn saying "your caller-tune has
been renewed costs
50.00"

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