1) You buy your girlfriend ice cream, you dey sip pure
water abi you get diabetes?
2) You claim say you no dey cheat on ur guy, yet you
dey receive different calls for him presence my sister...
You be customer care agent?
3) You buy your girlfriend suya you come dey chop
onion.... oh boy you be vegetarian?
4) You snap different pix with different cars yet you
claim say u no be runs girl.... My sister you be
mechanic?
5) You dey sponsor your girlfriend for
university yet you never write jamb.... My brother you
be scholarship board?
6) You ask a girl what she wants, she tells you money
and you are angry, what do you expect her to say,
wisdom and understanding abi?
7) Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey
ask for Brazilian Hair of N150,000, were she wan fix
am? On top of that coconut head?
8) You have 8 tribal marks scattered all over ur body,
yet you still want a tattoo.... Ah my friend you be
zebra?
9) You are 6.5ft tall , you still come wear 6 inches high
heel shoe... shey you wan go moon?
10) You gather different girls pix for your phone yet you
expect your girlfriend to believe you are not
cheating.... Uncle you be photographer?
11) He gave you an engagement ring for over 5 yrs, he
never marry you, my dear you be lord of the rings?
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