Husband: **Knocks the door at midnight**
Wife: Go back to where you are coming from!
Husband: Open the door or I will throw myself into the
swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do You think I care??
**So the husband stands near the dark part of the
gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and
throws it into The swimming pool** !!!!..Scheweew..!!!!
**Wife hears, opens the door and runs towards the
swimming pool. The husband quickly sneaked into the
house then locked the door.
Wife: Open the door or I will shout!!
Husband: Shout till all the neighbours wake up and tell
them where you are coming from by this time of the
night with only a pant and bra! Happy Sunday..
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